And yet Matt Damon trudges on, committed to endorsing this terrible idea and getting his paycheck, consequences be damned. Every time his face comes close to the substance, he has to resist the urge to puke. He waters his lawn, takes a shower, cooks pasta, and even treats himself to a yellow popsicle. In a commercial that mimics the vibes of Damon’s “Fortune favors the brave” ad spot for, this animated Damon shows off all the ways pee can be used in place of water. South Park started with this embarrassing gang’s leader: Matt Damon. And to sell his vile plan to the citizens of Colorado, Pi-Pi recruited every celebrity who endorsed cryptocurrency before its meltdown in 2022. He hoped that without any other option, Denver would have to make a deal with him and replace its water supply with urine. At the end of Part 1, it was revealed that waterpark owner Pi-Pi was working with ManBearPig (aka climate change) to eliminate all of Colorado’s freshwater streams. Both parts of The Streaming Wars focused on the drought in Colorado. To make sense of one of the grossest stunts South Park has pulled in years, we need to step back a second. In its latest Paramount+ special, South Park The Streaming Wars Part 2, Matt Stone and Trey Parker took their celebrity mockery to a new level by asking an obscenely gross question: If celebrities will thoughtlessly endorse something as volatile as crypto, why wouldn’t they endorse pee? Do you remember about a year ago when Matt Damon starred in a series of commercials for cryptocurrency and repeatedly said the nonsense phrase “Fortune favors the brave”? South Park sure does.
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